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Heroic Hatchets Clinch Title

“Yesh sir, [hiccup]. Yesh sir I will.” – A slovenly Pierre-Nicholas Boyer, less than six hours before kick-off, responds indignantly to gentle questioning of his ability to play football in the morning. A brave performance by the Herston Hatchets this morning … Continue reading

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QUT Buried By Hatchets

Sunday the 12th of October is a date that will live long in the hearts of Herston Hatchets fans the world over. “On this day in 2014,” they will loudly proclaim, many years hence, “I watched my team demolish QUT 4-2 … Continue reading

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Hatchets Dominate Yet Again

“I didn’t realise I had to bring PANTS on this weekend away.” – Michael Alim finds himself unprepared for a night out on the Gold Coast. A strong performance from UQ saw them defend their Queensland Medical Students’ Tournament title … Continue reading

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Hungover Herston Hatchets Humiliate Hurricanes

“Who takes off their shirt to celebrate in Sunday league? F***ing W***ers.” – Unnamed Gustav Hurricanes player. “He’s not offside, it’s the parallax effect, Sir” – Bjorn Burgher. An extremely flat performance by the Herston Hatchets nevertheless saw them run … Continue reading

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Herston Puts Hurt On Hurricanes

“I hope that’s not in the match report” – Bjorn Burgher, after a shanked clearance An understrength Herston Hatchets side did just enough to beat the Gustav Hurricanes at Prentice Park today. Despite being without several star players, the Hatchets played … Continue reading

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Hatchets Slump To First Loss

“Fine.” – Sarah Terese Munson, 10:15am A disappointing performance by the Herston Hatchets saw them lose 2-1 to QUTFC last Sunday morning. The boys went into the match with high expectations but were unable to get back into the game … Continue reading

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Hatchets 6-1 Woodridge

“Lekker performance, boys” – Jenya Demidenok, 1:30pm A superlative performance by the Herston Hatchets on Sunday afternoon saw them demolish traditional rivals, Woodridge Rodelu, 6-1. The opposition were simply unable to cope with the pace of the Hatchets attack, and … Continue reading

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