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Hungover Herston Hatchets Humiliate Hurricanes

“Who takes off their shirt to celebrate in Sunday league? F***ing W***ers.” – Unnamed Gustav Hurricanes player. “He’s not offside, it’s the parallax effect, Sir” – Bjorn Burgher. An extremely flat performance by the Herston Hatchets nevertheless saw them run … Continue reading

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Herston Puts Hurt On Hurricanes

“I hope that’s not in the match report” – Bjorn Burgher, after a shanked clearance An understrength Herston Hatchets side did just enough to beat the Gustav Hurricanes at Prentice Park today.┬áDespite being without several star players, the Hatchets played … Continue reading

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