Category Archives: Player Profiles

Special Investigation: Australia’s Shonkiest Coach?

The maverick Tom H has pieced together a special investigation on one of the Hatchets’ most controversial figures. A secretive man, asking to be identified only by the name ‘Mr G’, has bombarded ‘A Current Affair’ this week with various complaints … Continue reading

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Cecchi: “Our Best Is Yet To Come”

Adam I has completed this special report on one of the men behind the Hatchets this season. Italian player-coach and Herston Hatchets captain Stefano di Stefano Cecchi di Massa was doing his best on Friday night to down play Hatchets’ … Continue reading

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Five minutes with… Darius Ashrafi

Position: Attacker/unorthodox keeper. Pre-game superstitions: Don’t eat or drink anything. The best games are played completely fasted. Favourite Hatchets moment: Last weekend. Coming back from behind to book a place in the final. Team-mate you hate having to play on … Continue reading

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Five minutes with… Pierre-Nicholas Boyer

Position: Centre-midfield, but I like to wander. Pre-game superstitions: Best of Zidane video to the sound of “The Scientist” by Coldplay; banana, oats and protein; foam rolling; and of course, my BreatheRight nasal strips. Favourite Hatchets moment: Scoring the game … Continue reading

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Five minutes with… Steven Cecchi

Nicknames: Tuscan Freight Train, Cecchi, Ketchi, Sechi, ‘Get your hands off me’. Position: Centre-back , full-forward and all round great guy. Favourite beer: All beer is good beer. Pre-game superstitions: 1000 push ups. Favourite Hatchets moment: Beating QUT 5-1. Team-mate … Continue reading

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Five minutes with… Adam Irelandes.

Nickname: Adam, the Irish Terrier, Sparky. Position: ‘False Benchwarmer’ Favourite beer to put in a shandy: Oooh, tough one straight up, but I’m more of a vodka and cranberry girl myself. Pre-game superstitions: Listening to ‘Not Many’ by SCRIBE on … Continue reading

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