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Last game of home and away.

The Herston Hatchets have suffered their third successive loss, and can now hit the finals full of inertia. It was a simple equation for the Hatchets in their final game. Win and get a second chance in the finals, lose … Continue reading

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Hatchets return with 3-1 victory after 5-week mystery absence

Live updates from Hatchets’ reporter on Friday Night: 5:30pm: Moonie Singh has started weeping about the impending doom of the ethics exam, for which he has failed to prepare. 5:45pm: Semester one ethics exam final commences. 6:27pm: Alex Graves forgets … Continue reading

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Hatchet’s have a great night at Dunder, match tied 2-2

Friday night saw the Herston Hatchets skip their scheduled match against Thorneside to go on a pub crawl in Fortitude Valley. This decision was made after Drinks captain Michael Gibney proposed that due to the Hatchets 4-nil victory over UQ … Continue reading

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Hatchets stomp out evil in a Hollywood finish

Last Friday night saw a twitching Hatchets line up take the field against last year’s nemesis and season winners, Annerley Axis of Evil. I should say at the start, the Hatchets were twitching because Saturday night was med ball, and … Continue reading

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IRON CURTAIN UNVEILED: CAPITALISM PREVAILS

The Herston Hatchets have affirmed capitalism as the premiere economic system of the modern world, overcoming the Bolsheviks 4 goals to 2.  The Hatchets were coming off an 10-0 loss last week after haemolytic anaemia ravaged the team’s offensive line, … Continue reading

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Knockout cup round 2: Hatchets cleave school children

Written by Michael Gibney The Herston Hatchets have started their FA Cup campaign in inspired form, demolishing Colleges United 8-3. Winter had sent out its first chorionic villi, and there was a general chill on the air as the game … Continue reading

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Round 1: Hatchets fend off Many Blacks

The Herston Hatchets ™ have started off their season in a commanding fashion after downing the Mullybrydale Many Blacks 2-1 last Friday. The team was keen to get their season off to a good start, with supreme leader Graves threatening … Continue reading

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