Monthly Archives: June 2017

Hatchets return with 3-1 victory after 5-week mystery absence

Live updates from Hatchets’ reporter on Friday Night: 5:30pm: Moonie Singh has started weeping about the impending doom of the ethics exam, for which he has failed to prepare. 5:45pm: Semester one ethics exam final commences. 6:27pm: Alex Graves forgets … Continue reading

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Hatchets Dream team Hold Docceroos to Tense Draw

Written by Jack Gilpin: Thanks largely to Simon B’s selection in the national team for his administrative prowess, managerial skills and proficiency in the centre bench role, an exhibition match was held between the soon-to-be world cup champions (the Docceroos, … Continue reading

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