Monthly Archives: June 2016

Match Report: Le Foot FC 1 – Nick Rigby 2

Another superb performance from baby-faced assassin Nick Rigby last Friday night saw him single-handedly defeat Le Foot FC 2-1. The highly-rated opponents fought hard for 90 minutes, but simply didn’t have the ability or determination to stand against Nick, despite their … Continue reading

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Special Investigation: Australia’s Shonkiest Coach?

The maverick Tom H has pieced together a special investigation on one of the Hatchets’ most controversial figures. A secretive man, asking to be identified only by the name ‘Mr G’, has bombarded ‘A Current Affair’ this week with various complaints … Continue reading

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Hatchets Lose 2-1; Didn’t Want To Win Anyway

Titans player, to Hatchets supporters: “Go easy on the chat, boys, this is supposed to be a social game.” It would’ve been easier to take this opposition player seriously if he wasn’t sent off five minutes later for a brutal tackle. The Herston … Continue reading

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Jarryd Hayne To Join Hatchets

Jack G has the scoop on this week’s transfer speculation. News broke early this morning that Jarryd Hayne has ended his stint with the Fijian 7s team and joined the Herston Hatchets. Despite the fact that he was on track … Continue reading

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Rumour Mill: Gilpin Covets Top Job?

Stunning developments have rocked the Brisbane footballing community today, as rumours surfaced of a possible power struggle in the Herston Hatchets back room. An anonymous source characterised Hatchets vice-captain Jack Gilpin as “ambitious” and “power-hungry”, and claimed that “he’ll stop at nothing to … Continue reading

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Hatchets Held To Draw By Warriors

“Man, that was such a hard half after not playing for a month. I’m wrecked, I’m surprised I even made it through.” “Steven, you got sent off after 30 minutes…” The Herston Hatchets and Warriors FC played out a thrilling game … Continue reading

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Report: Med Lays Down The Law

An entertaining friendly last Thursday night resulted in Med getting a comfortable 4-0 win over Law. The game, which was watched by a record crowd at UQ St Lucia Field 3 Stadium, was fast-paced and exciting. However, the highlight for many … Continue reading

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